17 uncensored truths about relationships after a baby!

My partner and I love each other and our children so much, but yep.. we are definitely guilty of all of these 😀

1) no matter how much you love your baby, Nobody loves a poo explosion!
Add a subheading (3)2) who needs makeup and pretty hair? it’s all about puke stains and messy buns. You will be perfectly comfortable looking like a swamp donkey 24_7 (3)
3) size, colour & consistency, you’ll probably even be given a chart..  A running tally will be kept between you and your partner as to how many nappies you have each changed... (13).png
4) we found this with both our beautiful babies. Your child being born is one of the most intimate moments you will ever share (1)5) extra long baths are great for relaxing too! I read most of the second GOT book in the bath!Sex.... What's that again_ (5)6) nearly every day…You'll be counting every second until your partner gets home because you either need to pee or your arm has been asleep fo (1)7) The only contraception you need is a baby that never sleeps 🙂 Sex.... What's that again_ (1)8) the constant fear that baby will wake up! Add a subheading (4)9) Sorry, not sorry.. Add a subheading (1).png10) you can bet it’s in front of friends too.. You will probably accidentally call each other Mummy or Daddy in public at least once. (1).png
11)try not to take it to heart, it gets easier when you get more sleep. communication is everything when you’re new parents. Add a heading (11)12) I think were all guilty of this occasionally. my partner works hard 5 days a week to keep a roof over our heads (but how dare he remind me of that)! its so important to take the time to appreciate each other, my partner works so I can stay home with my babies.Hobbies and nights out with friends will take a backseat for a little while. (3).png
13) pretty much the hottest thing ever.
The love you feel for your partner when you see them holding your child will be nothing like you've ever experienced (11)
14) Personally I’m ok with this. the hardest thing is constantly finding a new series to watchYour child being born is one of the most intimate moments you will ever share (3)15) things need to be taken into consideration such as who needs to drive or work the next day? Sleep is so important, stay safe! A running tally will be kept between you and your partner as to how many nappies you have each changed... (5)16) well, maybe not more.. its a different kind of love that is definitely unbeatable though. A running tally will be kept between you and your partner as to how many nappies you have each changed... (3)17) As you adapt and baby sleeps more you will have more time for each other. The main thing is remembering how much you love each other and why The love you feel for your partner when you see them holding your child will be nothing like you've ever experienced (3)

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